Well, thankfully both my dad and I are feeling better at the moment. So since there’s not much else to say right now, why not try a little humor? 🙂 My wife shared these mixed up quotes with me the other day and they made me laugh. Hopefully, they’ll have the same effect on you!
Just to warn you ahead of time, the following may fall flat if you’ve not seen the movie “The Princess Bride” or the Star Wars movies.
Luke Skywalker: “Hello. My name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Bobba Fett: “Never go up against a Mandalorian when death is on the line!” (immediately falls into Sarlacc pit)
Westley: “Wampas Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
Miracle Max: “Bye, boys! Have fun storming the Death Star!”
Vizzini: “Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, on Hoth?”
Miracle Max: “It just so happens that Obi-Wan here is only mostly dead.”
Han: “Why can’t I see?”
Fezzik: “You’ve been mostly frozen all day.”
Han: “I could give you my word as a Corellian…”
Westley: “No good. I’ve known to many Corellians.”
Han: “Give us the access code.”
Yellin: “What access code?”
Han: “Chewie, tear his arms off.”
Yellin: “Ohh you mean this access code!”
Buttercup: “Why do you wear that black mask? Were you burned on Mustafar, or something like that?”
Anakin: “Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
Peter Falk: “Luke doesn’t get eaten by the rancor at this time.”
Fred Savage: “What?”
Peter Falk: “The rancor doesn’t get him. I’m explaining to you because you look nervous.”
Peter Falk: “That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “I know,” what he meant was, “I love you.”
The Impressive Clergyman: “The Fowce is waat bwings us togevver today. It suwwounds us, and penetwates us. It binds the gawaxy togevver.”
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